Sales Representative – Bio-Fertilizer

Full-time
Avotein Farms Limited
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Avotein Farms Limited is hiring a Sales Representative – Bio-Fertilizer

ABOUT US:

We make plants dance with joy. Our bio-fertilizer is brewed with avocado magic, minus the poop and drama. We’re on a mission to turn Uganda’s farms into green empires – sustainably, organically, and with a little sass.

PERKS:

  • A decent salary (you won’t need to borrow from your neighbor)
  • Commissions are juicier than ripe mangoes
  • A chance to fight climate change without holding a placard
  • Occasional free avocados (if you’re nice)

YOUR MISSION (should you accept it):

  • Convert skeptical farmers into raving fans
  • Spread the gospel of clean, green fertilizer
  • Sell like your boda fuel depends on it
  • Brag about ROl without being annoying T
  • Online job search
  • Tell our story like it’s a Nollywood drama (but with more happy endings and compost)

WE’RE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO:

  • Can convince a chicken to buy a bio-fertilizer even though it doesn’t farm
  • Has charm, wit, and a borderline dangerous amount of confidence
  • Can sell sugar to a sugarcane farmer
  • Has energy levels higher than Kampala traffic at 5 PM
  • Knows how to explain science in the local dialect and dance if needed
  • Has a motorbike or legs with superpowers
  • Can survive in mud, sun, and WhatsApp group chats

TO APPLY:

Send your CV and a short voice note to hani@avoteinfarms.earth

selling cow dung to someone who doesn’t own cows. If you can do that, you can sell anything.

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