Sales Representative – Bio-Fertilizer
Full-time

Avotein Farms Limited
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Description
Avotein Farms Limited is hiring a Sales Representative – Bio-Fertilizer
ABOUT US:
We make plants dance with joy. Our bio-fertilizer is brewed with avocado magic, minus the poop and drama. We’re on a mission to turn Uganda’s farms into green empires – sustainably, organically, and with a little sass.
PERKS:
- A decent salary (you won’t need to borrow from your neighbor)
- Commissions are juicier than ripe mangoes
- A chance to fight climate change without holding a placard
- Occasional free avocados (if you’re nice)
YOUR MISSION (should you accept it):
- Convert skeptical farmers into raving fans
- Spread the gospel of clean, green fertilizer
- Sell like your boda fuel depends on it
- Brag about ROl without being annoying T
- Online job search
- Tell our story like it’s a Nollywood drama (but with more happy endings and compost)
WE’RE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO:
- Can convince a chicken to buy a bio-fertilizer even though it doesn’t farm
- Has charm, wit, and a borderline dangerous amount of confidence
- Can sell sugar to a sugarcane farmer
- Has energy levels higher than Kampala traffic at 5 PM
- Knows how to explain science in the local dialect and dance if needed
- Has a motorbike or legs with superpowers
- Can survive in mud, sun, and WhatsApp group chats
TO APPLY:
Send your CV and a short voice note to hani@avoteinfarms.earth
selling cow dung to someone who doesn’t own cows. If you can do that, you can sell anything.